Just a bit of Chili
I was washing M’s dirty face after he finished eating burritos with chili inside. After we were done washing, I was trying to be cute and got up close in his face and said “Wow! It’s Matvei! I couldn’t tell before because your face was so dirty!” He looked at me with a deadpan look and said, dryly: “It was just a little bit of chili.”