Darius James Ням ням? Darius: "Ням ням?" Mom: Давай; пойдем кушать Darius: Да! ...eating a full meal... * * * * * ...10 minutes later... Darius: "Ням ням?" Mom: "Какой тебе ням ням?!?!" Darius: "Ням
Darius James The Baboon Last evening, we went to some friends of Oma & Opa's that had lived in Kenya, Africa for almost 30 years. We had a good time of fellowship, and as we were going,
Darius James Negativity This conversation happened whilst sitting on the porclain throne. Dad: “Son, go pee.” Son: “Nyeh,” shaking his head rapidly, with a perfectly dead-pan look on his face. Dad: “Son!” a note of exasperation
Darius James Naughty Stove Funny thing I noticed: every time I get near the pellet stove, Mom and Dad shake their finger at the stove, and tell me to stay away from it. I cannot fathom how
laughter Laughter You know, it's funny. Every time Mom and Dad laugh really hard, they throw their heads backwards and open their mouths wide. I tried doing the same thing when they laugh. It's pretty
Family Precious Moments You know, I hate sappy clichés like: "Life is not measured by the number of breaths that you take, but by the moments that take your breath away," but there is
Darius James “Flirty Eyes” I'm learning that my facial expressions garner different reactions from adults.