Naughty Stove

Funny thing I noticed: every time I get near the pellet stove, Mom and Dad shake their finger at the stove, and tell me to stay away from it. I cannot fathom how naughty the stove must be, to illicit such a response from my parents. I have decided to join them in the stove-shaming forces, so I make sure to shake my finger and scowl at the stove every time I see it. Religiously.